Another random Etsy find

Went on Etsy.com today and search for "bird sculpture". This is the delightful weirdness I found on the first freakin page:



Of course, I had to click through to the seller's shop to see what other types of surrealness were on offer.


Yes, that's a poodle with the head of a human skull. Wearing a crown, no less.


Victorian lady with a bunny head. I shit you not, I crap you negatory.

The only question remaining is whether I should go with the "classier" Robin Danny Boy in white or the Boy Chick with Owl Bonnet in a turquoise blue that will really pop against our primarily white walls.