Pros:
- Dries faster
- Uses less shampoo/product
- Healthier
- Doesn't get stuck in lip gloss
- Hides gray hairs
- Lends itself to faux hawks and shampoo horns
- Encourages comparisons to Audrey Hepburn/Jean Seberg
- Differentiates wearer from ponytail-wearing, LARPing comic book guy
- No weave for mouthy hos at the club to pull out
Cons:
- Mongoloid rooster bedhead
- More frequent salon trips
- Less overtly feminine
- Can't hide unfortunate Habsburg chinzilla or talking zit
- No one notices when you get your hair cut
- Delaying salon visit can lead to incipient mullet and/or "Chachis"
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