Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Short hair: pros and cons


  • Dries faster
  • Uses less shampoo/product
  • Healthier
  • Doesn't get stuck in lip gloss
  • Hides gray hairs
  • Lends itself to faux hawks and shampoo horns
  • Encourages comparisons to Audrey Hepburn/Jean Seberg
  • Differentiates wearer from ponytail-wearing, LARPing comic book guy
  • No weave for mouthy hos at the club to pull out


  • Mongoloid rooster bedhead
  • More frequent salon trips
  • Less overtly feminine
  • Can't hide unfortunate Habsburg chinzilla or talking zit
  • No one notices when you get your hair cut
  • Delaying salon visit can lead to incipient mullet and/or "Chachis"

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