Identity Crisis

I haven't been finding many bathroom vanities that thrill me. They're either the wrong size, uglier than three-day-old sin, or cost more than my car. So I'm turning to kitchen cabinets.

Crapkea, of course, is my Swedish go-to guy of stores:


This is a good size and could look pretty nice with a new countertop.


This system comes as a steel console with the option of a built-in sink and cabinets than can be mounted underneath.

Perhaps a little cold and industrial, but the walls and floors and stuff could soften it a little, right? Okay, I'm going to shower in an abattoir every morning.